princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

(via phobias)

28.07.14

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle, via phobias)

28.07.14
so-humorous:

dick too bomb

so-humorous:

dick too bomb

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28.07.14

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

(Source: yagamiyuu, via phobias)

28.07.14

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

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28.07.14

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

(via phobias)

28.07.14
hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

(Source: spookypebble, via gnarly)

28.07.14

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28.07.14
youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

(Source: alcoholicmother, via letssgetcarriedaway)

28.07.14